Have you noticed a whole lot of mini-me's out there lately? We have. That's because many of our Gen X mates are reproducing rapidly.

We all know part and parcel of being a parent is the right to inflict your own style on your spawn - we here at WHL endured bowl cuts, a whole lot of terry towelling and fringes extending half way back our heads. Now, thanks to some nifty-thinking labels, we have all the tools to damage our children too, though we're sure they'll thank us one day.

With Dunlop making infant Volley's who wouldn't be tempted to ditch the contraception? Baby Volley's come complete with velcro. We're now wishing we had smaller feet.

Cotton On might have rubbed a few folk up the wrong way with their baby range, featuring tacky slogans like ‘I'm a tit's man', but they did manage to come up with ‘Dad rocks'.

My Baby Rocks are making Dylan, Blondie and Bowie grow suits for little munchkins, and For PK BP are doing band hoodies. So if you have a uterus tucked away in those skinny black jeans that feels the urge to cradle a watermelon, now is certainly the time to squirrel away some stylish items for your mini me to be.

by Allison Browning