Have you secretly coveted Rod Stewart since you were a freckled face youth? Thought jazz hands, sweaty bike shorts and puff paint were made for each other?  Well your time to shine is finally here. Lycra has a new home.

G-strings and mullet wigs unite every Tuesday night in Melbourne for a mess of exercise/choreography at Real Hot Bitches. Find some spandex (as if you need to look far) and join fellow 80’s enthusiasts busting out unitard moves to the sweet, sweet sounds of Mel and Kim, The Go Go-s and Prince.  From time to time you’ll even have the chance to perform in public.

So why hide in the shadows any longer? Break free from the shackles of your Swayze obsession and embrace your inner Flashdance.